First, go watch the video Mat. Emily posted.
I really do wish I lived in a time when most people thought about their appearances regularly, and I love Matushka's insight into these and other feminine matters.
However, for anyone else who had Mystery Science Theater 3000 voices saying things in their heads along with that short, go watch this. It's not actually by The Masters or anything, but it cracks wise it most of the right places.
**To warn you (in case you'd rather not have yourself or your kids see these things), the clips at the links above contain some adult humor (the h-word, some cross-dressing references, etc.). But it's all in good fun.